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van stoner he's the man
driving around in his stoner van
come and get it while you can
from Van Stoner's stoner van
van stoner he's the man
driving around in his stoner van
van stoner’s stoner van
van stoner’s stoner van
van stoner van stoner
come on ladies, climb inside
the stoner van and go for a ride
fuzzy dice and a waterbed
aww baby, you’re turning red
come on ladies, climb inside
the stoner van and go for a ride
van stoner’s stoner van
van stoner’s stoner van
van stoner van stoner
rubber burns and ladies squeal
when van stoner takes the wheel
rubber burns and ladies squeal
when van stoner takes the wheel
rubber burns and ladies squeal
when van stoner takes the wheel
van stoner’s stoner van
van stoner’s stoner van
van stoner van stoner
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(do the) new plague!
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there’s a new plague and it’s going around
there’s a new plague and no one’s safe or sound
there’s a new plague and it’s taking us down
there’s a new plague…
let’s do the new plague! do the new plague!
do the new plague! let’s do the new plague!
there’s a new plague and it’s all the rage
there’s a new plague and it’s all the same
there’s a new plague and it’s the new dark age
there’s a new plague…
let’s do the new plague! do the new plague!
do the new plague! let’s do the new plague!
let’s do the new plague! do the new plague!
do the new plague! let’s do the new plague!
there’s a new plague and it’s all over town
there’s a new plague and it’s dumbing us down
there’s a new plague and you can’t mute the sound
there’s a new plague…
let’s do the new plague! do the new plague!
do the new plague! let’s do the new plague!
there’s a new plague on your tv set
there’s a new plague on the internet
there’s a new plague and it’s the worst one yet
there’s a new plague…
let’s do the new plague! do the new plague!
do the new plague! let’s do the new plague!
let’s do the new plague! do the new plague!
do the new plague! let’s do the new plague!
it’s tetanus of the mind and rabies of the soul
it’s tetanus of the mind and rabies of the soul
it’s tetanus of the mind and rabies of the soul
it’s tetanus of the mind and rabies of the soul
let’s do the new plague!
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there’s a star in the sky it’s called the sun
there’s a man on the moon his name is buzz
there’s a guy on the ’net who says it’s a fake
that’s too much stupid for buzz to take
he’s buzz
buzz
“that’s one small step” neil armstrong said
let’s drink some tang when we get outta bed
there’s a world of conspiracies on the web
buzz’ll put ‘em down with a punch to the head
he’s buzz
buzz
he flew to the moon in a saturn ship
he’s a real live american spaceman spiff
get outta his face with your stupid grift
or he’ll knock you out with his spaceman fist
he’s buzz
buzz
he’s buzz
buzz
there’s a star in the sky it’s called the sun
there’s a man on the moon his name is buzz
there’s a guy on the ‘net who says it’s a fake
there’s a bad moon lander’s gonna punch his face
he’s buzz
buzz
buzz
buzz
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alien tow truck driver
03:41
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Manzanilla Olive loved a man named Tom
An ice cream socialist with a cherry bomb
Like a dinosaur asteroid they crashed into town
Olive lit the fuse and Tom burned it to the ground
The Princess Hitachi went along for the ride
A hands-on women she was feeling quite alive
Like a shark in a mirage she took a big bite
Hitachi grabbed the keys as they slipped into the night
Crashed out in the backseat Olive dreamed their handiwork
Hitachi at the wheel and Tom’s fingers up her shirt
Like Elvis at a buffet he was going down in style
Olive kept on sleeping and Hitachi cracked a smile
As the rain fell behind him Tom pressed down on the gas
Olive counted money but the deal was closing fast
Like fire hydrant sisters they went off without a hitch
An alien tow truck driver found Tom’s Honda in a ditch
Tom was in the trunk he was killed by Olive’s hand
Hitachi went missing only footprints in the sand
Like objects in the the mirror the end was closer than it seemed
Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily...
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Seven guys named Pancho took shelter from the storm.
They left on their rain gear trying to stay warm.
The Panchos grabbed a table and strapped on their food bags.
And when their plates were empty they raised up the flag.
Viva Los Panchos! Seven hungry men.
Viva Los Panchos! Raise that flag again!
Viva Los Panchos! Seven hungry men.
Viva Los Panchos! Raise that flag again!
Viva Los Panchos! Seven hungry men.
Viva Los Panchos! Raise that flag again!
Raise that flag again!
Raise that flag again!
Raise. That. Flag. Again.
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the forestry
03:36
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i’m a tree
in the rocky
i’m a tree
in the forestry
they take my mommy
they take my daddy
they take their branches
they take their leaves
replace them with plastic
from a factory
just look at me
i’m the only
tree
in the rocky
now they’re taking me
timber!
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peaches & herbicide
03:26
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she’s my flower and i’m her bee
sweet sweet fruit hanging from her tree
not a care in the world not a cloud in the sky
i’m drunk on peaches and herbicide
i’m her winter and she’s my spring
cool cool water flowing from her stream
can’t fill the bucket if the well’s gone dry
i’m drunk on peaches and herbicide
she’s my hothouse and i’m her heat
red red blossoms swaying in the breeze
can’t shoot the moon when the sun is high
i’m drunk on peaches and herbicide
reunited and it feels so good
dark dark night in her deep deep woods
her lips got me buzzing like a human fly
i’m drunk on peaches and herbicide
i’m drunk on peaches and herbicide
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fire on a chain
03:39
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I know a girl who has fire on a chain
she rattles my skull, circles my drain
burns out the sun of the new ice age
I know a girl who has fire on a chain
I know a girl who has smoke in her hand
she holds my heels, obscures mountains
darkens the skies of adolescence
I know a girl who has smoke in her hand
I know a girl who has sparks in her shoes
she wrecks my eyes, enlightens confuses
bedazzles the world whenever she chooses
I know a girl who has sparks in her shoes
I know a girl who is water inside
controlled by the moon, diverting the tide
wears down rocks and moistens the sky
i know a girl who is water inside
I know a girl who has fire on a chain
I know a girl who has fire on a chain
I know a girl who has fire on a chain
I know a girl who has fire on a chain
i know a girl
i know a girl
i know a girl
i know a girl
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ha ha ha
02:53
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Isn´t life a blast
It´s just like living in the past
We go downtown to do our shopping
And we work in suburbia
And I say
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he he
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he he
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What is there to do she said
He said come on baby
And i’ll show you a good time
So they went on down
To one of those cheap motels
And they got all gushy and wet
Well I say
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he he
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he he
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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a shining light
a city on the hill
a den of thieves
living for the thrill
a plastic cup
story of my life
a drop of blood
the edge of a knife
the rising moon
canyon down below
a solitary gull
floating to and fro
a plastic cup
firmly in my hand
the smell of rust
footprints in the sand
a million stars
hair on my head
a breathless sigh
sleeping in my bed
a plastic cup
dropped to the floor
a single smile
another open door
a cloudless sky
raindrops on the ground
an empty house
waiting to be found
a plastic cup
raise it to my lips
a beating heart
no better time than this
the world needs nevada
the world needs nevada
the world needs nevada
the world...
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AAAlien TTD
03:57
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Manzanilla Olive loved a man named Tom
An ice cream socialist with a cherry bomb
Like a dinosaur asteroid they crashed into town
Olive lit the fuse and Tom burned it to the ground
The Princess Hitachi went along for the ride
A hands-on women she was feeling quite alive
Like a shark in a mirage she took a big bite
Hitachi grabbed the keys as they slipped into the night
Crashed out in the backseat Olive dreamed their handiwork
Hitachi at the wheel and Tom’s fingers up her shirt
Like Elvis at a buffet he was going down in style
Olive kept on sleeping and Hitachi cracked a smile
As the rain fell behind him Tom pressed down on the gas
Olive counted money but the deal was closing fast
Like fire hydrant sisters they went off without a hitch
An alien tow truck driver found Tom’s Honda in a ditch
Tom was in the trunk he was killed by Olive’s hand
Hitachi went missing only footprints in the sand
Like objects in the the mirror the end was closer than it seemed
Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily...
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