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kirvin streetman’s sugar bride blues
kirvin streetman lived on airline drive
in a two room house with his sugar bride
kirvin had secrets he could barely keep
buried in the backyard three feet deep
his sugar bride sure was sweet
lips like candy on kirvin’s meat
on kirvin’s mind she cast her spell
his deepest thoughts to her did tell
kirvin’s ex wife had disappeared
blamed on a drifter with a long red beard
kirvin saved money on his child support
and poured a fresh slab for a new carport
sweet sugar bride knew more than enough
the way to his heart and her way with a gun
a call to the cops and a stop at the bank
filled her purse with cash and topped off the tank
when kirvin hit the ground he was losing his life
next to his car and above his ex wife
the airline house it burst into flames
his sweet sugar bride made a clean get away
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the crystal furs sing the best of motörhead
he's the ace of spades
he's a motörhead
dance on your grave
'til you're killed by death
he's an organ guy
she's a guitar girl
they’re a twee pop band
they're the crystal furs
indie pop meets dirty rock [4x]
he's a bomber, baby
he's the road crew too
another perfect day
put his snake in you
she’s got tunnel vision
quit you miss hughes
when the summer’s over
gonna capture you
indie pop meets dirty rock [4x]
when the crystal furs
sing the best of motörhead [4x]
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nudist buddhist judas priest fan
first thing in the morning
she’s rolling out of bed
going to the beach
she's banging her head
she’s working on her karma she’s working on her tan
she’s a nudist buddhist judas priest fan
she’s working on her karma she’s working on her tan
she’s a nudist buddhist
she's cruising up the coast
surfboard in her trunk
hellbent for leather
and airing out her junk
she takes the dharma wheel driving topless in her van
she's a nudist buddhist judas priest fan
she takes the dharma wheel driving topless in her van
she's a nudist buddhist
living after midnight
she’s worshipping the sun
cranking british steel
and warming up her buns
she’s a naked bodhisattva lying in the sand
she's a nudist buddhist judas priest fan
she’s a naked bodhisattva lying in the sand
she's a nudist buddhist
she’s working on her karma she’s working on her tan
she takes the dharma wheel driving topless in her van
she’s a naked bodhisattva lying in the sand
she's a nudist buddhist judas priest fan
she's a nudist buddhist judas priest fan
she's a nudist buddhist
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Cantaloupe Tonight
03:45
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cantaloupe tonight
pickin' fruit out in california
bought two ladies a beer
told ‘em I's the nephew of my uncle buck
uncle buck from bakersfield
along came steve in the microbus
and took the blonde one away
left me in the dark with a bright redhead
i run out of things to say
i fell in love with a cantaloupe girl
she had melons as big as her head
i fell in love with a cantaloupe girl
she had melons
makin' love out in californ'
under the stars and the moon
one redhead and a six of beer
thinkin' i was buck's nephew
i fell in love with a cantaloupe girl
she had melons as big as her head
i fell in love with a cantaloupe girl
she took me down to her strawberry bed
woke up in the mornin' red was gone
along with my money and my boots
staring straight in to the rising sun
i saw her daddy about to shoot his gun
i fell in love with a cantaloupe girl
she had melons as big as her head
i fell in love with a cantaloupe girl
i saw her daddy and i knew i was dead
not sure how but i got out alive
with this one thought in my head
don't go sayin' you're buck owens' kin
just to get a women into bed
i fell in love with a cantaloupe girl
she had melons as big as her head
i fell in love with a cantaloupe girl
she took me down to her strawberry bed
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Black Massachusetts
04:00
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black massachusetts
black massachusetts was a real mean dude
he liked his oil and his women crude
late afternoon mass woke up sick
crying in the bed of reykjavik dick
reykjavik dick was a man of the world
six foot-three and dressed like a girl
dick said to mass, i thought you were dead
tell me how you got that bump on your head
black massachusetts was losing his mind
spinning in space and floating through time
mass asked dick, where have i been?
what do you know about little green men?
reykjavik dick told black massachusetts
about some gals he met in las cruces
mass said, dick, my time don’t you waste
dick said those girls were from outer space
i would literally pay you to take me away
i would literally pay you to leave this place
i would literally pay you to take me away
i would literally pay you to take me to space
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bilingual substitute teacher
she says “buenos días” when the kids come to greet her
she’s a bi-bilingual substitute teacher
she says “bonjour” when the kids come to greet her
she’s a bi-bilingual substitute teacher
she says “guten morgen” when the kids come to greet her
she’s a bi-bilingual substitute teacher
she says “saba halkiry” when the kids come to greet her
she’s a bi-bilingual substitute teacher
she says “kaliméra” when the kids come to greet her
she’s a bi-bilingual substitute teacher
she says “ohayō” when the kids come to greet her
she’s a bi-bilingual substitute teacher
she says “zao’an” when the kids come to greet her
she’s a bi-bilingual substitute teacher
she says “good morning” when the kids come to greet her
she’s a bi-bilingual substitute teacher
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little miss solar eclipse
sun in her hair, her face like the moon
starry eyes that'll make you swoon
sun in her hair, her face like the moon
starry eyes…
she's a bad trip that you just can't miss
little miss little miss solar eclipse [2x]
a sight so rare she clouds the mind
stare too long and you’re gonna go blind
a sight so rare she clouds the mind
stare too long…
she's a bad trip that you just can't miss
little miss little miss solar eclipse [2x]
you know she's bad but you can't look away
the sky turns dark in the middle of the day
you know she's bad but you can't look away
the sky turns dark…
she's a bad trip that you just can't miss
little miss little miss solar eclipse [2x]
she's a bad trip that you just can't miss
little miss little miss solar eclipse
she's a bad trip that you just can't miss
little miss little miss solar eclipse
little miss little miss solar eclipse
little miss little miss solar eclipse
little miss little miss solar eclipse
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hip priest’s hip replacement
he left the capitol
was a prole art threat
slates and slags
and two etc
hip priest’s hip replacement
hip priest’s hip replacement
hip priest’s hip replacement
hip priest
he drank a long draft
and then he fell down
now he needs a crutch
to get around town
hip priest’s hip replacement
hip priest’s hip replacement
hip priest’s hip replacement
hip priest
you know he got fit
he was working again
he took an older lover
you know she done him in
hip priest’s hip replacement
hip priest’s hip replacement
hip priest’s hip replacement
hip priest
living the lie dream
of a casino soul
a fantastic life
until you get old
hip priest’s hip replacement
hip priest’s hip replacement
hip priest’s hip replacement
hip priest
dr annebelle lied
dr annebelle lied
dr annebelle lied
dr annebelle lied
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9. |
Jerking a Unicorn
02:48
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Jerking a Unicorn
Well they shot Ray Davies in New Orleans
That's where Alex Chilton's heart gave out
I saw them pull the plug on Jerk Unicorn
No idea what that was about...
No idea what that was about...
Well they shot Ray Davies in New Orleans
That's where Alex Chilton's heart gave out
I saw them pull the plug on Jerk Unicorn
No idea what that was about...
No idea what that was about...
Well they shot Ray Davies in New Orleans
That's where Alex Chilton's heart gave out
I saw them pull the plug on Jerk Unicorn
No idea what that was about...
No idea what that was about...
They shot Ray Davies...
They shot Ray Davies...
They shot Ray Davies...
They shot...
I got no idea what that was about...
I got no idea...
I got no...
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Last Rites of Spring
04:39
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last rites of spring
high I am. high I am. I am high.
high I am. high I am. I am high.
last rites. last rites. last rites of spring.
last rites. last rites. last rites of spring.
high I am. high I am. I am high.
high I am. high I am. I am high.
[break]
high I am. high I am. I am high.
high I am. high I am. I am high.
last rites. last rites. last rites of spring.
last rites. last rites. last rites of spring.
high I am. high I am. I am high.
high I am. high I am. I am high.
i am the kite…. ∞
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