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chinese folk songs (album)

by The Prof.Fuzz 63

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1.
minnie pearl watch over me it's saturday night and tom's lookin' for its heart the piano’s drinking in a rundown bar. me, I'm at home with the radio on waiting for church to start me, I'm at home with the radio on it’s eight o’clock and hank’s singing my songs “i saw the light” and “your cheatin’ heart” me, i’m at home with the television on hee haw’s about to start me, I’m at home with the television on it's after twelve and patsy's takin' a walk the opry stage is quiet and dark me, i'm at home sleepwatching tv minnie pearl watch o’er me me, I'm at home sleepwatching tv minnie pearl watch over me minnie pearl watch over me minnie pearl watch over me minnie pearl watch over me
2.
van stoner’s stoner van van stoner he's the man  driving around in his stoner van come and get it while you can from Van Stoner's stoner van van stoner he's the man  driving around in his stoner van van stoner’s stoner van van stoner’s stoner van van stoner van stoner come on ladies, climb inside the stoner van and go for a ride fuzzy dice and a waterbed aww baby, you’re turning red come on ladies, climb inside the stoner van and go for a ride van stoner’s stoner van van stoner’s stoner van van stoner van stoner rubber burns and ladies squeal when van stoner takes the wheel rubber burns and ladies squeal when van stoner takes the wheel rubber burns and ladies squeal when van stoner takes the wheel van stoner’s stoner van van stoner’s stoner van van stoner van stoner
3.
king of hong kong i was born, i was born in an opium den the bastard son of grace and sin i cried, yeah i cried all night long i'm the king, i'm the king, i'm the king of hong kong spent my days, spent my nights down on the dock drunk and stupid, shit out of luck every night I'm singin' this song i'm the king, i'm the king, i'm the king of hong kong pretty girls, pretty girls all know my face give me their panties of silk and lace want me to love 'em all night long i'm the king, i'm the king, i'm the king of hong kong eating my dinner at Panda Express with a China doll in a tight silk dress fried rice, egg roll, suzie wong i'm the king, i'm the king, i'm the king of hong kong woke up this morning I was singing the blues lost my baby to some bad kung fu but i’m back up on my feet feeling strong i'm the king, i'm the king, i'm the king of hong kong i'm the king, i'm the king, i'm the king of hong kong i'm the king, i'm the king, i'm the king of hong kong
4.
panda attack 03:39
panda attack! i went to the zoo to see gugu i went to the zoo to see gugu he's a symbol of national pride so i climbed the rail and jumped inside panda attack! panda attack! panda attack! panda attack! i jumped in his pen i wanna be his friend i jumped in his pen i wanna be his friend he's a symbol of national pride so i climbed the rail and jumped inside panda attack! panda attack! panda attack! panda attack! i tried to take his pic but he bit my neck i tried to take his pic but he bit my neck he's a symbol of national pride so i climbed the rail and jumped inside panda attack! panda attack! panda attack! panda attack! he's black. he's white he's cute. he bites he's white. he's black panda attack panda attack! panda attack! panda attack! he's black. he's white he's cute. he bites he's white. he's black panda attack panda attack! panda attack! panda attack!
5.
arkansas bride rolling down the highway with my arkansas bride in pretty little sundress sitting by my side running low on fuel, running low on cash she slipped off her panties and flipped them on the dash she slipped off her panties... driving ‘cross I-30 on the way to texarkan' with my arkansas bride in an eighty-one grand am she kissed me on the cheek, she kissed me on the lips she lifted up her hem and put my hand on her hip she lifted up her hem... my arkansas bride she's such a little tease with the moon in her eye and something up her sleeve giving me a touch, giving me a show one hand on the wheel and one eye on the road one hand on the wheel... broke down on a backroad I need a can of gas my needle’s on empty but my bride’s still moving fast shifting in her seat, shifting through my gears the safe word is “taco” she whispered in my ear the safe word is “taco”...
6.
nick cave 03:22
nick cave where is nick cave? where is nick cave? where is nick cave? where is nick cave? is he in melbourne, london, or berlin? is he in new york, or out in hollywood? where is nick cave? where is nick cave? where is nick cave? where is nick cave? is he in melbourne, london, or berlin? is he in new york, or out in hollywood? nick cave is everywhere like the wind, the sky, the sea. omnipresent: no single place. his hair, his voice, his face. nick cave is everywhere like the wind, the sky, the sea. omnipresent: no single place. his hair, his voice, his face. nick cave is everywhere like the wind, the sky, the sea. omnipresent: no single place. his hair, his voice, his face.
7.
krill 04:23
krill it must suck suck to be a krill it must suck suck to be a krill one to eat and one to get my fill it must suck suck to be a krill we're all krill in the vast ocean of life we're all krill in the vast ocean of life everybody wants a cheap cheap krill everybody wants a cheap cheap krill one to love and one to pay the bills everybody wants a cheap cheap krill we're all krill in the vast ocean of life we're all krill in the vast ocean of life my baby's dressed baby's dressed to krill my baby's dressed baby's dressed to krill one to kiss and one to cop a feel my baby's dressed baby's dressed to krill we're all krill in the vast ocean of life we're all krill in the vast ocean of life we're all krill in the vast ocean of life we're all krill in the vast ocean of life we're all krill in the vast ocean of life we're all krill in the vast ocean of death goodbye krill world.
8.
trans-allegheny lunatic asylum immoral life, politics jealousy and religion laziness, hysteria kicked in the head by a horse kicked in the head by a horse over action of the mind my parents were first cousins superstition, novel reading political excitement political excitement hey hey they put me away they put me away, they put me away hey hey they put me away in the alleghen' asylum in the alleghen' asylum false containment, gunshot wound medicine to prevent conception nymphomania, opium habit gathering in the head gathering in the head egotism, fighting fire rumor of husband's murder periodic fits, bloody flux fever and loss of law suit fever and loss of law suit hey hey they put me away they put me away, they put me away hey hey they put me away in the alleghen' asylum in the alleghen' asylum feebleness of intellect self abuse & stimulants greediness, scarlatina imaginary female trouble imaginary female trouble brain fever, bad whiskey tobacco & masturbation vicious vices, business nerves seduction & disappointment seduction & disappointment   hey hey they put me away they put me away, they put me away hey hey they put me away in the alleghen' asylum in the alleghen' asylum they put me away for one hundred years they put me away to justify their fears they put me away and said I was insane they put me away in the trans-aleghen' hey hey they put me away they put me away, they put me away hey hey they put me away in the alleghen' asylum in the alleghen' asylum hey hey they put me away they put me away, they put me away hey hey they put me away in the alleghen' asylum in the alleghen' asylum in the alleghen' asylum in the alleghen' asylum

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released January 1, 2016

the prof.fuzz 63:
professor fuzz: guitar & vocals
sleepyredhead: organ & vocals
julie gavran: drums & vocals

all songs by professor fuzz, © 2015, BMI
recorded, mixed, & mastered by britt robisheaux
@ cloudland recording studio, ft worth tx

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